Thanks to Jalopnik for bringing us this picture from Des Moines, Iowa. It's nice every once in a while to remember what exactly it is we're Pledging Allegiance to.

That said, I think the real point here is not that we live in a country where bacon covered in chocolate is proudly advertised on monster trucks.  Instead, it's the fact that in America, you can totally sell choclolate salt-grease for a buck fifty a piece and get away with it.  Free Enterprise FTW!!!